Rachael Ray Scarf Says Terrorist But Michelle Malkin Jacket Says Gay

Rachael Ray has been outed by Michelle Malkin as the Jihadi I had always suspected she was. But now, thanks to Malkinian journalism, we have the proof: an incriminating Dunkin Donuts ad in which Ray dons a Keffiyeh, a traditional head scarf worn by Arab men.

Dunkin’ Donuts tried to play on Americans’ natural freedom-loving and paisley-loving sensibility by insisting that the scarf was “a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design.” But Michelle Malkin saw through that silk facade and exposed the truth about Ray’s scarf: it’s cotton. And it’s an accessory of mass destruction. Malkin's expose was able to defeat the terrorist add as Dunkin' Donuts pulled the add, explaining "absolutely no symbolism was intended. However, given the possibility of misperception, we are no longer using the commercial."

Although Malkin was able to save our nation from this particular jihad, we must remain vigilant. Who knows what cell Ray is really with. Since the Keffiyeh is worn in several countries, Ray could be worse than just a Yasser Arafat fan. She could be a Bedouin sympathizer, a Somali apologist, or even a die hard Laurence of Arabia fan, whether man or movie?. In fact, couldn’t the Keffiyeh be Ray’s red herring? Could Ray be hiding Osama Bin Laden. If not, how do we explain this terrorist gesture which was first popularized by Osama Bin Laden?

It is this vigilance that led me to the surprising and sad conclusion that Malkin is herself committing a fashion terrorist attack on America's values.

Like so many guilty people, Malkin seems to indict herself. Here is how she explained explained the air tight slam dunk intelligence which proved Rachael Ray’s Arab/Muslim/Palestinian/terrorist affiliations:

The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.

By using Malkinian logic, I realized that the same woman who vilifies and conflates all Arab men, is actually promoting gay leather subculture. Let me explain:

The Leather Jacket, for the clueless, is the traditional jacket of Gay leather men that has come to symbolize the homosexual jihad against our values. Popularized by Glen Hughes of the Village People and a regular adornment of Gay liberationists appearing in pride parades and Queen videos, leather has been been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and RIGHT WING INTERNMENT OF JAPANESE-AMERICANS-DEFENDING PUNDITS’’

Ms. Malkin. I was prepared to boycott Dunkin' Donuts, as you suggested. But unless you apologize for mainstreaming gay sub culture and leading a gay jihad, I’ll have to boycott you.

1. Nick of the West Says:
   May 31st, 2008 at 11:32 pm edit

   Hi. I think your ad is amazingly stupid. Who gives? I have a leather jacket and I’m not gay, nor does is have to do with gay men. You are so full of generalizations and have a very narrow vision. I also have that same scarf, and I am extremely peaceful.

   So, heres a reply from a REAL person with an ARAB scarf who wears LEATHER and is not gay nor a terrorist. F**K YOU!

   Greetings from the beautiful state of WA.

2. Friend Says:
   May 31st, 2008 at 11:37 pm edit

   Hey this is a friend of NIck of the west and I am here now too and we are both just…. amazed… at how dumb and fucking ugly you are. GOSH why do people focus their lives on other peoples jackets, just live and let live Im gonna go wear some scarves and eat donuts.

   LET THE GAYS FUCK!!!!

I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN ANYONE GIVE SOMEONE ELSE A POUND

This one is really annoying. Oy.

Obama Pound: In Historic Moment, White People Exposed To “Fist Bump” For First Time

June 5th, 2008 | 2:54 pm EST | filed under Lead, Learn, Respect, Share, Sports, TV, Unite, Video
By Katie Halper

The Obama pound, exchanged between Michelle and Barack on Tuesday night marked a historic moment. Yeah, there’s that whole first black nominee for president thing. But perhaps as exciting, is the fact that the pound is finally being introduced to mainstream culture. I hope people not familiar with the pound will now realize that when the New York Times’ Ashley Parker wrote about Reggie Love “offering closed-fist high-fives to members of the news media….” she was not describing a painful caveman greeting, but the pound. But I think the Times owes Reggie a correction.

I can’t find an official history or definition of the pound, but here is what I found on Ubrandictionary.com

1. pound: a greeting between two mutual friends. In reality, a fist from one person is “pounded” against the fist of the other person, accompanied by both persons saying “pound.”
2. Pound: The knocking of fists as a form of greeting, departure, or respect
   see daps
3. Dap: The knocking of fists together as a greeting, or form of respect. He gave me a dap when we greeted.
4. dap: a fist-on-fist greeting, front-to-front as if each person is punching each other on the hand. He gave me a dap when we greeted
5. dap: The Dap includes simple to very intricate series of rhythmic hand slaps, clasps, hand and arm gestures exchanged between two persons as a sign of personal greeting, respect and group solidarity. Read the rest of this entry »
   

1. lora bruncke Says:
   June 5th, 2008 at 4:39 pm edit

   Lovely pictures.
   Thank you.

2. Blair Golson Says:
   June 5th, 2008 at 6:57 pm edit

   Well, white people saw Tom Cruise fist-bump Jay Mohr in the 1996 film “Jerry Maguire.” (It’s at the beginning of the restaurant scene when Mohr’s character fires Cruise’s Maguire.)

3. Neal Wiggles Says:
   June 5th, 2008 at 7:34 pm edit

   Anyone who hasn’t seen the fist pound — thousands and thousands of times — is not going to be voting for Obama anyway. With all respect, Katie, unless you’re a white person over 60 (go, go, McCain!), I must say this is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. When Jay-Z did those Budweiser commercials, did you write a post on bringing “something called ‘wrap’ music to mainstream culture”?

4. Lance Brenton Says:
   June 6th, 2008 at 12:57 am edit

   Thank you Katie for wasting 38 seconds of my life

5. TakePart Top 10 Weekly Roundup! | TakePart Blog Network Says:
   June 6th, 2008 at 1:45 pm edit

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6. Brian Keegan Says:
   June 6th, 2008 at 1:57 pm edit

   Hey guys, lay off. When I saw this headline, I thought it was referring the same “fist bump pound” that my boyfriend Phil makes me do. I was absolutely shocked that Obama would risk his candidacy by doing such a thing in public. After reading this article, I realize that they are two very, very different things. Thanks for the info, Katie.

BILL CLINTON LOVES BLACK PEOPLE!

This one is funny because a commenter argues that Bill Clinton couldn't possibly be racist because he works in Harlem. I love it, because she's basically saying that Clinton should be applauded for buying real estate in Harlem because every day he goes there and dodges bullets and steps over drug dealers he's doing it for black people. Which is a funny way to describe Columbia students. One reader gets my back, though

Bill Off the Hook: First Black President Can't Be Racist/ EMERGENCY UPDATE!

Posted January 29, 2008 | 06:48 PM (EST)

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Read More: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, First Black President, Jesse Jackson, Maya Angelou Endorsement, Toni Morrison Endorsment, Breaking Politics News

Am I the only one who has a major problem with the language surrounding the "Is Bill Clinton a racist" debate? If people really think that Clinton was basing his comparison between Obama and Jesse Jackson's campaigns on the fact that both men are black, that's fine. But you can't call Bill Clinton racist. Because when you're America's First Black President, you can't be racist. At the very worst, Clinton is self loathing.

UPDATE: I have just learned that Clinton's FBP status, which I took for granted, has been revoked and he may not have been black at all. Author Toni Morrison was the person who anointed Clinton FBP, saying,

white skin notwithstanding, this is our first black president, blacker than any actual black person who could ever be elected in our children's lifetime. After all, Clinton displays almost every trope of blackness: single-parent household, born poor, working-class, saxophone-playing, McDonald's-and-junk-food-loving boy from Arkansas.

And yet, Morrison is endorsing Obama, which puts the former president's racial status in serious question. So I guess Clinton can be accused of racism after all. I guess Clinton's comparison between Obama and Jackson is racist. At least, that's what the pundits are saying when they announce Morrison's support of Obama, which, coincidentally, they compare to Maya Angelou's support of Clinton. Well, Morrison and Angelou don't share the same political endorsements. Because we all know what they do have in common, right?

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They both had their books banned by Maryland public school superintendents after a few white parents called the books "trash" and "anti-White. " Hmm. I'm pretty sure THAT is racist. And censorship. Which is a killer combo.

Originally posted on TakePart.com.

Commenter #1

Bill Clinton never was racist, but the opposite, very good and close friends with African Americans his entire life, even in a segregated South.

Katie Halper, the comments you made are cruel, incorrect, slander, and libel.

When you are willing to work every day in Harlem as Bill Clinton has, then you will have earned the right to call him a racist. No African American who knows him, would, because they know it is not true.

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Katie... nice post. Let's see how many people get the irony... or watch out, you may be accused by the MSM of calling Maya Angelou a racist.

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I'M A RACIST, IMMIGRANT-HATING N WORD

this one is really exciting. I get called the N word. Some people come to my rescue. You may be surprised when the "anonymous" person reveals name. I know I was.

3 Open letters in support of H.R. 4437

Politics makes strange bedfellows, sometimes literally, and sometimes figuratively. We’re all charmed by the way Republican spin doctor Mary Matalin and Democrat Spin Doctor James Carville have overcome their ideological differences through pure unadulterated sexual chemistry. Let’s be honest, people, who among us could resist her beady eyes, and almost invisible lips, and his smooth cranium and teasingly tinted glasses. We were all moved by the lovers’ spat between Teddy Kennedy and Arlen Spector we were treated to during the Alito trial, when the two opposing senators argued over letters sent, unanswered, and/ or lost, and visits to the White House gym locker room. So it comes as no surprise that H.R. 4437: Border Protection, Antiterrorism, and Illegal Immigration Control Act of 2005, has united a seemingly incompatible army of opposition, which includes the usually sensible President Bush, much of the communist leaning clergy, and the always shrill immigrants’ rights community. HR 4437 was passed by the House. But it still needs to pass the Senate. I have broken down the argument for HR4437 into three parts. Each part is specifically tailored to one of the members of what I like to call the “coalition of the unwilling.” And by unwilling I mean, those unwilling to save America.

President Bush: fight the war on terror

Dear President Bush,
First of all, I know and admire the fact that you are a man of action, not a man of words, who prefers clearing brush to reading. So I hope this letter reaches you, or at least that a summary of the letter reaches you in the form of a PDB (presidential Daily briefing.) I sincerely hope this letter isn’t brushed aside as a “historical document”. I also know you are a man who takes national security seriously. Which is why you must support this “anti-terrorism” bill. Of course not all Mexicans are bad
people. And they do make great food. But they have historically posed a threat to our national security. They have committed acts of violence and acts of terror throughout history. I know I don’t need to remind you of the horrible events of 4/25/1846, when Mexicans attacked U.S. troupes south of the Texas border, starting America’s first war on terror, also known as the Mexican American War. Or the perpetual anti-American Montezuma’s revenge campaign that Mexico continues to launch against our values and our bowels. We can’t just sit back while Mexican aliens plot their next attack in the U.S. What will it take to convince you to take this threat seriously, Mr. President? I fear that by the time you realize the gravity of the situation it will be too late. A group of undocumented and exploited Mexican gardeners will have already driven their lawnmowers into the pentagon.

Love,
Katie





Clergy: What would Jesus Do?
Dear Clergy,
As you know this bill makes it a crime for any social services workers (social workers, advocates, Clergy) to provide services, shelter, or transportation to illegal aliens. Thank G_d!

I ask you, what would Jesus do? There is no evidence whatsoever that Jesus would have supported an amnesty policy for immigrants. The New Testament shows Jesus fraternizing with prostitutes, dining with sinners, healing lepers. If Jesus wanted to show us that immigration was a good thing, wouldn’t he have cured an immigrant? Wouldn’t he have hired an immigrant to clean his feet? Wouldn’t he have broken tortilla with an immigrant family? One could argue that Jesus himself was an immigrant, wandering from Jerusalem, to Galilee, to Nazareth, to Bethlehem. But Jesus was special. He had certain rights that immigrants don’t. When I meet an immigrant who can walk on water, then I’ll be convinced he deserves entry into our great country. It will also make it much easier for him to enter the country, because he won’t have to swim.

So clergy members, when an immigrant arrives on your doorstep, ask yourself WWJD. Do the Christian thing: turn him away, and spread the gospel to the INS. Besides you’re actually helping the immigrant. We all know that it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of the needle than it is for a rich man to go through the gates of heaven. If we deport the immigrants, they’ll have no chance of upward mobility, it will be impossible for them to escape poverty and become middle class, let alone rich. And only then will they have a chance to get into heaven. So really, by deporting an immigrant, you’re giving him the greatest gift possible: salvation.

Love,
Katie


Everyone else opposed to HR (Immigrant activists and communists and liberals and gays and Jews): Don’t be hypocrites

Dear deviants,
I know you all love to travel to Mexico, to site see, to take language immersion classes, to celebrate the solstice, work with the Zapatistas in Chiapas etc. You leave the United States and go to Mexico because it’s fun, right? Well, why shouldn’t Mexicans be allowed/ forced to leave the United States too? Why shouldn’t they be allowed/ forced to go to Mexico for some r and r? Besides, would you be happy if all the Mexicans came here? No Mexicans would be there to teach you Spanish. No indigenous communities would be struggling for self determination. In other words, you’d have no excuse to visit Mexico. Your vacation plans would be ruined. So don’t be a hypocrite. You know you like being in Mexico and so should the Mexicans. And you know you wouldn’t like Mexico if there weren’t any Mexicans there.

Sincerely,
Katherine Rose Halper

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Anonymous said...

so u know what i think????
niggers should stop being so fucken lazy and they should stop complianing and blaming immigrants for being so fucken broke!!!!!!!!

7:28 AM

Anonymous said...

what the fuck were u thinking when u wrote this ?u must have been smoking mexican MARIJUANA ! katie next time u write something racist and roll up a JOINT !!!!! call me !!!

7:32 AM

Anonymous said...

u know what mexicans are not here to act stupid to kill any american to take their jobs away no we won those jobs by commitment and by honesty hard working, WE ALSO ARE HERE 4 A BETTER LIFE A BETTER CHANGE OF LIVING, MANY MEXICANS OR NOT ONLY MEXICAN ANY IMMIGRANT HAVE BEEN ABUSED OF BEANG POOR. BUT WHY NOW!!! WHY THOSE AMERICAN TRY TO FIGHT KNOW JUST CUZ ANY IMMIGRANT ARE MORE LOYAL AND HARD WORKING ..... NMEXT TIME REASEARCH AVERYTHING OKAY !!!!!!!!

9:09 AM

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU BITCH!!!! Next time don't mess with a MEXICAN bitch.

9:12 AM

Anonymous said...

U ARE ALL FUCKEN CRAZY U DONT KNOW THE REALL SHIT MEXICANS ARE GOING THROUGH BUT U KNOW WAT ITS NOT ONLY MEXICANS ITS EVERYONE WHY THE BIG SOO FUCKEN DEAL ABOUT MEXICANS... BUSH U DONT KNOW HOW TO READ NO WONDER U TRY TO FIGHT IRAQ YOUR DUMB ASS HELL

9:14 AM

Anonymous said...

why did u put god into this god those not beleive in segregated countrys or states okay in his dictionary there no such things like that "immigrant", "aliens" all that shit ooookay looser

9:16 AM

katie halper said...

dear anonymous,
i actually agree with you. I am not making fun of immigrants. I am making fun of people who are anti-immigrant. If you actually read my entry, you'll pick up on that. I don't really consider Montezuma's revenge to be a form of Mexican terrorism.

Nor do I beleive that Russ Feingold is "one crazy Jew." (see the entry below). Again, I'm being sarcastic. I'm making fun of people who are presenting Feingold as off for wanting to censure Bush.

So I pretty much agree with you, but I use sarcasm and I don't use the N word I'm not sure why you do, since you claim to be offended by racism and call me a racist bitch.

I'd be more afraid of "messing with a Mexican" if the threat were made by a non-anonymous person.

9:18 AM

Anonymous said...

U COULD ALLSUCK MY BALLL U HOE KATIE I HOPE U DIE ON BUSHES LUMPY NUTS

9:19 AM

Anonymous said...

MUTHA FUCKER YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU BE TALK'N BOUT!!
YEA BITCH YOU BE NEEDIN SOMEONE TO WIPE YOUR ASS JUST GO TO MEXICAN MUTHA FUCKER WE BE DOIN ALL UR DIRTY ASS WORK
FUCK BUSH HE NEEDS LATINOS AND BLACKS TO FIGHT HIS DUMBASS WAR BUT HE DON'T WANT US HERE
HE SHOULD GO PUT A WHITE MUTHA FUCKA TO DO THAT SHIT BUT THAT DUMB ASS WILL SHIT HIMSELF
BUSH GO SUCK ON A FUCKIN DICK

BY CRAZYASS MARA

9:24 AM

katie halper said...

I, too, hope that when my time comes to leave this world, I will be buried under the limpy nuts of our president.

1:15 PM

piecesofeight said...

Great post. I suspect the anonymous swearings are from commenters who don't get your sarcasm. There should really be a more productive and positive way to work out all that anger.

12:53 PM

Anonymous said...

i laughed my ass off when i read the WWJD one. CLASSIC.

p.s. reading all these umm...articulate comments, i'm guessing that your sarcasm was lost on most of the people who commented.

how'd they even find your blog?!! you would think they would be doing more productive things like starting online gang wars. hey, don't forget your cybershank!

2:05 PM

Anonymous said...

Good Lord! Please send more of these highly intelligent, prolific and well-spoken people here.

That's sarcasm, btw.