tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27653069091851541992012-02-16T11:54:43.378-08:00This is a blog about sarchasm, which means the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it. Sarchasm won the Washington Post's neologism contest and it won my heart. Because a lot of my writing is sarcastic and "misunderestimated" by commentators, I decided to archive them as examples of sarchasm. That way I won't waste hours and hours of time writing back to explain myself. I might do that anyway. We'll see. Please send in your own sarchasmsKatie Halpernoreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2765306909185154199.post-10462561389344865142008-06-07T17:36:00.000-07:002008-07-15T00:00:02.410-07:00

Rachael Ray has been outed by Michelle Malkin as the Jihadi I had always suspected she was. But now, thanks to Malkinian journalism, we have the proof: an incriminating Dunkin Donuts ad in which Ray dons a Keffiyeh, a traditional head scarf worn by Arab men. Dunkin’ Donuts tried to play on Americans’ natural freedom-loving and paisley-loving sensibility by insisting that the scarf was “a

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This one is really annoying. Oy.Obama Pound: In Historic Moment, White People Exposed To “Fist Bump” For First TimeJune 5th, 2008 | 2:54 pm EST | filed under Lead, Learn, Respect, Share, Sports, TV, Unite, Video By Katie Halper The Obama pound, exchanged between Michelle and Barack on Tuesday night marked a historic moment. Yeah, there’s that whole first black

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This one is funny because a commenter argues that Bill Clinton couldn't possibly be racist because he works in Harlem. I love it, because she's basically saying that Clinton should be applauded for buying real estate in Harlem because every day he goes there and dodges bullets and steps over drug dealers he's doing it for black people. Which is a funny way to describe Columbia students. One

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this one is really exciting. I get called the N word. Some people come to my rescue. You may be surprised when the "anonymous" person reveals name. I know I was. 3 Open letters in support of H.R. 4437 Politics makes strange bedfellows, sometimes literally, and sometimes figuratively. We’re all charmed by the way Republican spin doctor Mary Matalin and

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Here is some some sarchasm in reference to a post I wrote about Russ Feingold wanting to censure Bush. This is one of the few sarchasms I responded to. Below is the post. And below the post are the comments.The sarchasm: I'm serious when I say only crazy left wing wing bats would support censure.The sarcasm: People like John Dean and Bruce Fein support it.Thursday, April 06, 2006

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Responses to “Rachel Ray Scarf Says Terrorist But Michelle Malkin Jacket Says Gay” Nick of the West Says: May 31st, 2008 at 11:32 pm edit Hi. I think your ad is amazingly stupid. Who gives? I have a leather jacket and I’m not gay, nor does is have to do with gay men. You are so full of generalizations and have a very narrow vision. I also have that same scarf, and I am

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